December 2011
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Broisms
So I coined a new broism today…
I called my friend Broan of Ark
And while I was typing this I came up with Broseph Gorman Brehvitt…
#win
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I saw this man on the plane
Tears pooled in the lower half of his eyes, ran down his face, threw themselves hopelessly off the edge of his nose and onto his shirt. He was embarassed, and put his sunglasses on. Luckily he had decided earlier to hang them from his collar, rather than risk breaking them in his bag. It was so early the sun hadn’t risen.
As he stood there in the aisle - as babies cried, flight attendants...
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Fucking shit
People at baggage claim standing in my way and really just NOT FUCKING MOVING
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So I was thinking
Mine by Taylor Swift is actually good….
I hate how sometimes your girlfriend’s guilty pleasure music turns into your dirty secret music.
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But srsly it’s kinda good………..
Fuck
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sorry i'm so bad at answering questions in a...
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Anonymous asked: melissa said you had a big dick is that true
Anonymous asked: your really cute why dont you post more pics of yourself on here... your fans are waiting!!!
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The air was soft, the stars so fine, the promise of every cobbled alley so great...
– Jack Kerouac (via kaseycarroll)
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